Check out at the Hilton

The Press Association has just sent out a snap to say that socialite drink-driver Paris Hilton has been released from the Big House after serving just three days of her 45-day sentence.
Earlier in the day we heard that some witless bimbo has been chucked out of another house - that of Big Brother - for calling a fellow housemate a nigger (or n****r as the agency so coyly described the remark).
I'm a bit brassed off about Hilton's release, having signed the petition on jailparishilton.com - a website set up in response to her own myspace petition pleading for clemency. The petition I signed attracted loads more support and we appeared to be victorious yet just 72 hours later she's out again, no doubt ready to celebrate the moment by drinking that poncy champagne the celebs crave - you know, the one that comes in the old Lucozade wrapper.
Just hope she's got someone to drive her home.
What an appalling waste of breath she is. And how depressing that her stupid mush will be all over the papers tomorrow. Have we become such a nation of morons that we actually care about people like this? I've nothing against celebrities - if they have actually done something of note. Charlotte Church is fantastic - she belts out a good song and is a natural on telly as a presenter. But the Hilton woman...what is she except a rich, pretty, petty criminal?