All I want for Christmas is an attack alarm, flip flops, lollipop, condoms and a bottle of water...apparently.
This bizarre little stocking is being handed out to revellers (that wonderful newspaper euphemism for folks out on the lash) in Conwy county this festive season.
Why flip flops? Well, it’s not for a stroll on the beach at West Shore – it’s because lots of women end up in casualty after trying to walk home in bare feet, presumably because a stiletto failed somewhere during Hi Ho Silver Lining.
The lollipop is possibly to divert you from heading for an artery-clogging kebab, thus serving another important health and safety function.
The organisation generously spending your tax pounds to help drunk people is the Conwy Community Safety Partnership
The partnership consists of representatives from Conwy council, North Wales bobbies (of course), the fire and probation services, Conwy local health board and Conwy and Denbighshire Youth Offending Team.
Ooh I bet their Christmas party was a scream.
This and more in tomorrow’s Daily Post including the ghastly tale of a particularly odious and vile couple called Iris and Derek Way who have been found guilty of some quite appalling sexual crimes against children.
Very sad news about the poor old chap in the house fire in Denbigh, which we reported on the front page today. He suffered some terrible burns and died this morning.
Also on the newslist are Llangollen’s bid to host a regional casino plus the latest on the X Factor voting scandal (Justice for Rhydian!).
